Remember the Jackson Five? Well you won’t forget the Cannatti Three and their new hit release under the Phipps label, “No Pentagoet, No Cry!” According to confirmed groupie Jack Burke "its a compelling, compassionate tribute to Bob Marley’s influence on lead singer Luigi". Pictured above in this recent CD cover photo by Annie Liebovitz of Rolling Stone and released by the Austin American Statesman they are from the left, Lungmaster Luigi on vocals, the internationally known heartthrob Magnificent Marcella on bass guitar and "I Double Dare You!" Claire on drums. The Cannatti Three will be playing at the Zilker Park in Austin this August 7, tickets go on sale nationwide today!
It gives me great pleasure to introduce The Cannatti Three and reaffirm a “Pentagoet Promise” rarely bestowed upon our guests, a lifetime of unlimited soda gun usage! These rights are hereditarily transferable to any of the Clan Cannatti and it is my sincerest hope that my brothers and sisters in the restaurant industry throughout our very vital nation will honor said pledge to include their Cannatti friends who occupy a "Pretty Good Friend” level or higher on the CFC, the Cannatti Friendship Chart. The “Most Favored Guest" status which was conferred upon the Cannatti Three in 2007 during their state visit is still in place as the board of Directors of the Hotel Pentagoet recently voted this honor in perpetuity which is quite frankly, irrevocable. Alert the media, these kids are up for a knighthood. I’ll know more when the Queen Mum returns my call.
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